The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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