I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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