Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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