the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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