i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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