you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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