**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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