so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
