Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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