For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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