he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Shame is for Republicans.
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