if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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