i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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