Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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