his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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