If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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