Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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