So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You can't motorboat a personality
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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