did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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