My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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