Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
