I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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