Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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