I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
worst night to have a conscience
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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