I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
