walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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