you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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