There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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