I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I got inside last night via doggy door
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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