the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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