Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
the raccoons are back...
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