my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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