haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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