how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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