She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Randomize
