i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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