No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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