He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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