fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My vagina is officially offended.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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