There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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