is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
then he tried to convert me to islam
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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