This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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