Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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