I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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