fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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