I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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