Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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