i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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