He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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