It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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